Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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