So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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