The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
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He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
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11/10 would buy him a McLobster
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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