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what?
penguin condom
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
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I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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