i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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