Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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