oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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