Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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