He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
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Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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