Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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