I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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