No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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