We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Enjoy the penises
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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