Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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