TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I got inside last night via doggy door
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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