I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
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Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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