I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
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Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
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So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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