Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Floor bacon is actually really good
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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