Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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