BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
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That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
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And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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