from now on my penis is your penis
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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