I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
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Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
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May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I need to align my fucking chakras
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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