i think my mom watched the whole time
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I'm passing your future prison.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
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This show inspires me to have sex in space
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
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he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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