sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i will never coherently bang her
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
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I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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