why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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