So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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