Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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