Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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