...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
All the doctor said was why
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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