never play flip cup with pint glasses
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
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Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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