honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
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Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
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Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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