I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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