why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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