i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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