Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
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If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
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Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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