Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
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Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
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All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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