none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
