I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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