There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
