At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
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And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
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I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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