And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
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Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
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I'm so proud of us for not dying.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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