nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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