4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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