That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
We left an ass print on the piano.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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