I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
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Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
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