dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
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I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
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I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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