Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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