do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
this beer tastes like vomit already
love makes seman taste better
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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