That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Randomize