Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
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I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
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seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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