Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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