Me too!
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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