sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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