? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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