Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
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First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
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my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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